-i ran into my ex the other day, put it in reverse, and hit him again
- if you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might as well hit them hard
- sometimes we know we shouldn't... and that's exactly why we do
- never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid doing entirely
- i'm an angel! honest! the horns are just holding up the halo!
- no ones a virgin... life screws us all
- everyone keeps telling me the right guy will come along. i think mine took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions
- unique is an understatement... i'm just messed up
- if payback is a b!tch and revenge is sweet then im the sweetest b!tch you've ever met
- Death is God's way of saying " you're fired". suicide is our way of saying "you can't fire me I quit."
- reality is for people who lack imagination
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