I'm still young! I've got things to do, liquor to drink, boys to confuse, parties to go to, and times to screw up. Cause right now.. i'm just living it up!

--Yes, there's 1 thing stopping you and me from being together. and that thing is called Common Sense
-- i saw a piece of shit on the ground today.... reminded me of you
-- I have a pen... you have a phone number... think of the possibilites
-- I love pandas.. they're so chill. They're like "Dude, racism is stupid. I'm white, black and asian!"
-- shit, look who's on line... LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT "hey what's up"... damn
-- i stay up late everynight.. and realize it's a bad idea every morning.
-- "o my gosh! did you just fall?" "no the ground came up and smacked me in the face!"
--screw marathons!... rolling to the fridge is hard enough.
-- i'm not a tease.... i'm just a reminder of what you can't have.
-- i love how in scary movies, the person yells out, "Hello?" as if the bad guy is gonna be like, "yeah, i'm in the kitchen! want a sandwich?"
-- if he knew how much i facebook stalk him... he would probably file a restraining order.
-- google and wikipedia have probably taught me more than school has
-- i don' t hate you, it's just... no, i hate you.
-- we're not perfect. we laugh too hard, and we're way too loud. we make fools of ourselves in public, but doing it together, makes us friends forever.
-- i'm not lazy.. i'm on energy saving mode.
-- i'm not shy... i'm holding back my awesomness so i don't intimidate you.
-- me: i'm a ninja. friend: no you're not. me: yes i am, did you see me do that? friend: do what? me: exactly
-- wow! nice makeup!.. just kidding, it looks like crayons raped your face.
-- yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says " to be continued"
-- i didn't fall.. the floor just needed a hug.