-- domino's pizza is now made with real cheese!...... cool, but what the hell were you using before?!
-- i failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell bitch and i put down your name
-- eww.. i wouldn't even do you for a klondike bar.
-- nice face! what are you going to do when the baboon wants his ass back?
-- i hope i never meet the guy of my dreams... he's seen me in a lot of awkward situations.
-- on a scale of Osama bin Laden to Waldo how good was my hiding spot.
-- the amount of alcohol i would need to find you attractive.... would actually kill me.
-- you know you're fat when you sit in the bath and the water in the toilet rises.
-- just because our prince charming isn't here yet, doesn't mean we can't have fun with other boys
-- i hope you're happy for breaking the heart of the guy that i love the most. bitch if you're near, i'm so gonna punch you in the face!
-- is it just me, or does every great idea start with the word, "Duuuude!"
-- The difference between being a girl's BF and a girls BFF is whether or not you get to F her.
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