-- when we drink, we get drunk. when we get drunk, we fall asleep. when we fall asleep, we commit no sin. when we commit no sin, we go to heaven. so lets all get drunk and go to heaven.
-- time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time
-- reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol
--when life hands you lemons....bust out the tequila and salt
--you're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on
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