Sunday, January 16, 2011

funny junk

--what do men and mascara have in common?-- they run at the first sign of emotion
-- i ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned of the bed.. and hoped into the light... all because you kissed me goodnight
--don't hate me because i'm beautiful! Hate me because... well....okay! Hate me because i'm beautiful.
-- I smile because i have no idea what's going on
-- click your heels and say " i need a life, i need a life"
--to catch me, you gotta be fast, to find me you gotta be smart, but to be me... damn! you gotta be kidding!
-- i am independent, and abusive... stay out of my way!
-- sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them

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